| Yo Momma's So Dumb, the Royal Gangstas stabbed Gang Green in a shoot-out! |
 uzzmeister writes "Pumped up and ready to fly, Dragon and the Painful Posse stared Gang Green (minus Scott Paulick) down nearly touching eyelashes because the fields were so short. The city had gone wrong along with the swine flu and there stood the Vicious Blue Bunny, ready to give Gang Green their Painicilin.
It was announced a few days before the game that superstar, TJ, one of the two Asians from Rock Stock (JKim), Tony, Zack, and Greg would be MIA. The news brought a lot of pain--royally--to the Vicious Blue Bunny.. But as Royal Pain! gathered together for their weekly secret ritual, they found that the skies had dropped them a nice gift: Jeremy Kim. Additionally, with the DiPaolos back and ready for action, high spirits broke out and Pain! made the first score.
As the sun went down, and the lights never turned on (freakin City!), the score remained close by a point or two. Everyone kept their cool, but Blue kept it even cooler. Wild applauds made it seem like there was thunder and lightning when females Amanda Gerdeman and Sarah Pain!ter scored three points for Royal Pain!; Matt, Sara, and Damien with their--as always--amazing D's... but it's not a surprise. D is, after all, their last initial.
With Koop, JKim, and newcomer Rob Knox doing some awesome handling, and D-West and Corey playing their deeps like SCUBA diving in the Great Blue Hole in Belize, Pain! was able to take half at 7-4, and with a seemingly better back, Mr. Dan Fantastic West and his gangly arms scored big resulting in a 12-10 win. "Aw, hail!" is what she said.
Mad props to Gang Green members, Heather for her awesome D's, and Beth and Crystal for running their legs out! Special thanks to all who came out. I think the MVP goes out to EVERYONE for playing hard and having dat team spirit, yo.
Matt.... I'd still like to read your special quotes from that game besides the "...Vicious Blue Bunny assuring the Green Midgets a painful game and getting royally....fannihilated" quote.
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Posted on Monday, May 04 @ 11:23:16 EDT by -lj- |
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