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| Royal Pain can’t beat the Recession … Yet |
 Matthew writes "Royal Pain, predicted by this unbiased author to finish atop the league this season, started quick but could not shake the Recession for their first loss of the season. A high flying Goose, a laser throwing Rook, and a rolling, tumbling, stumbling, tackling (yes, he took me out!) Daryl carried the day in the end. *** On a side note League commissioner LJ tried to get Daryl to choose a darker color shirt at Mandy’s urging (apparently she does the laundry) but he insisted on white!!! Surely Daryl will be looking a little dingy by league end … considering his style of play.
Captain Daniel West’s patented ‘Garlic Lid’ offense showed signs of spark throughout the match, creating waves of fear in the rest of the league as well as the undead community. “We’ve got the dough and we’ve got the butter. Once the team embraces the garlic, we’ve got some damn good garlic bread!!” West was quoted after the game. Royal Pain highlights from the match included scores by all of the Royal pain women, co-captain Uzzi actually seen leaving her feet to make a catch, Damien not getting angry, and some really cool guy in awesome socks making defensive play after defensive play.
Next up for Pain is the Black team. Pain looks to add superstar in the making TJ to the lineup this week, who apparently could not find the field last week. Also, Dan West is upping the ante on the offense. “I’ve brought in the garlic bread, it is now time for the dreaded ‘Cesear Salad of Doom’” a very spooky West bellowed in a recent interview.
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Posted on Tuesday, April 14 @ 11:57:14 EDT by -lj- |
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Re: Royal Pain can’t beat the Recession … Yet (Score: 1)
by -LJ- on Tuesday, April 14 @ 11:57:52 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | Nice Post....Dipaolo |
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Re: Royal Pain can’t beat the Recession … Yet (Score: 1)
by uzzmeister on Tuesday, April 14 @ 12:50:24 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | Haha! Well-put, Matt. That was awesome... especially the 'garlic bread' deal..
Black's goin down on Friday! |
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Re: Royal Pain can’t beat the Recession … Yet (Score: 1)
by Griff (griffis@god.fact) on Tuesday, April 14 @ 17:09:02 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | This is awesome! |
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